I like her dad I’m glad he didn’t ask me about evolution
“Ryan, I like you. My daughter likes you and so does my wife. But who is “Gary Nostalgiaultra” and why is he asking to “eat your ass” online on Tumblr.com?”
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
bronsolinni with the roll
At least it was polite about it.
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
I take a lot of pride is the drawing of scene hair
I need these to get at least 1k notes
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.